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Damn Delicious: Muffin Monday: Jalapeno Cheddar Parmesan Cornbread Muffins →

damndelicious:

Just about a year ago, I was the type of the person who cooked by following each recipe line by line. I made no adaptations nor any substitutions. I don’t know what it was. I think I was just scared to experiment and have it go south to a complete disaster and waste food. But now, I’ve been…

Oh. My. Glob.

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All of the butterbuttebuttb

fuckyeahdementia:

shrödinger’s butter

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Let me road trip.

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Hey there sexy. Come here often?

You, Me, a Plate, and My Bed.

Yes I do talk dirty to my food.

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Damn Delicious: Poached Egg on Roasted Asparagus with Hollandaise →

GET IN MY MOUF! RIGHT MEOW!

damndelicious:

Homemade hollandaise sauce has been on my bucket list since forever, but since I didn’t have a blender other than the magic bullet, I was out of luck to give it a try. But I recently made an investment on a gorgeous looking blender so I immediately went searching for hollandaise sauce recipes.

I believe everyone’s desktop should be like this. hahahah

lastnightformysarcasm:

shaq on a computer screen. yessssss

tinysquee:

can’t i have them all?